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Old 12-20-2009, 01:51 AM
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Irving Patrick Freleigh Irving Patrick Freleigh is offline
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Dear Spechal:

Thank you for your letter. How did you know we were out of toilet paper?

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Dear Makers of Tiger Balm:

I ate an entire tin your product, and it burned everything below my chin clean off! You need to put a warning on your packaging telling people not to take it orally.


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