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  • Quoth Seraph View Post
    ...le sigh. IT WAS A SHOVEL.

    so staying away from CS chat FOREVAH.
    Quoth Victory Sabre View Post
    Ok, we'll see you tomorrow.
    Quoth Seraph View Post
    ....eeeeyup.


    Welcome to the CSChat version of "I'm never shopping her again!!!!11!!!11!!!!!!"


    But moar fun.

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    • <Cazzi> i sneaked in while no one was looking...
      I've heard that before.
      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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      • And the misquotes continue:

        Cazzi> sweet!
        <Cazzi> I just peeled a massive satsuma
        <Seraph> a what
        <northernzel> ...
        <Seraph> I don't know if I should google that.
        <Cazzi> & it had a fully formed tiny one inside
        <Kazim> ummmm
        <northernzel> o.O
        <pedersen> That definitely sounds like an entry on the "do not google" list.
        A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

        Another theory states that this has already happened.

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        • and here I was going to be nice and not post it, LOL
          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

          "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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          • All that fuss over a citrus fruit
            Arp happens!

            Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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            • <RayvenQ> if only i could get so much fuss out of my fruit
              <Seraph> I'm restraining myself.
              <Seraph> Trust me.
              <pedersen> oh, don't restrain, Seraph. You can enjoy RayvenQ's fruits if you want.
              Seraphs after me fruits!
              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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              • So does that make it a Russian nesting Satsuma then?
                The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                • OMG!!

                  * Seraph facepalms so hard, Captain Picard feels it.
                  kara: OH!
                  pedersen: Poor Picard. He didn't deserve that.
                  Seraph: and apparently, Kara.
                  kanalah: kara is captain picard O_o
                  Must discover where Kara hides the Enterprise!....
                  By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                  "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                  • Quoth cs chat
                    [11:55:09] <kanalah> I channeled my inner peds
                    [11:55:20] <pedersen> wait, you have me inside of you?
                    [11:55:29] <kanalah> ...that didn't take long
                    I can't think of anything to say about this one. Then again, I don't think I need to say anything...
                    "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                    • <Dasota> We'll see how long I can make it. I might get kidnapped from what little I've heard.
                      Changed to full line quoted.
                      Last edited by RayvenQ; 03-01-2012, 07:32 PM.
                      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                      • Quoth taurinejunkie View Post
                        fireheart: I've never had (or seen) V energy drink so maybe I'm missing out, but Monster is very much worth drinking.
                        V doesn't taste too bad, there are berry and sugar free varieties. Either way, it doesn't taste like piss compared to Red Bull.

                        Mother and Red Bull on the other hand...horrible.

                        My boyfriend downs Red Eye.
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                        • Quoth CS Chat
                          [13:51:04] <lupo_pazzesco> aahhh, there it is
                          [13:51:07] <lupo_pazzesco> your request is SLOW
                          [13:51:26] <RayvenQ> It's just so fast it has time dilation effects
                          [13:52:20] <lupo_pazzesco> uh huh
                          [13:52:21] <lupo_pazzesco> so...
                          [13:52:30] <lupo_pazzesco> you're saying friendship with you is a black hole...?
                          Ouchie. That burned enough that I need some aloe for having copy/pasted it

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                          • Quoth CS Chat
                            [15:32:26] <Seraph> ogod, peds has corrupted me
                            [15:32:35] <kanalah> >.>
                            [15:32:45] <pedersen> w00t!
                            [15:32:48] <Seraph> seraph's hubby: why do you want a horse
                            Seraph: No reason at all.
                            [15:33:02] <Seraph> seraph's hubby: there is a reason for this sudden desire to have a mount
                            Seraph: maybe I just miss you really bad, dear.
                            [15:33:07] <kanalah> Seraph: you shoulda said because you want to go to college
                            [15:33:14] <Seraph> THIS IS YOUR FAULT PEDS.
                            [15:33:24] <Seraph> lol kana
                            And now my work is complete. Who shall be my next victim?
                            Last edited by Pedersen; 03-03-2012, 01:19 AM.

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                            • Long, but absolute gold here.

                              [16:54:23] <RayvenQ> *hands Dasota a Flimsy Certificate(TM) and a rubber duckie*
                              [16:54:58] <Dasota> one of the porn stores we went to was right on the PA border
                              [16:55:06] <Dasota> then we went to a McD's in Pa
                              [16:55:48] <RayvenQ> *waits for das to take said certificate*
                              [16:55:57] <Dasota> yay duckie!
                              [16:55:59] <RayvenQ> Oh I know *covers duckie in glitter, throws across the room*
                              [16:56:08] *Dasota squeaks the duckie
                              [16:56:32] <RayvenQ> Congratulations, upon accepting the duckie by fondling it, you became my adoptive sister! :P
                              [16:56:44] <Dasota> yay!
                              [16:56:55] <Lupo> wait....does taht mean Das and I are sisters now, too???
                              [16:57:00] <RayvenQ> Yes
                              [16:57:02] <Dasota> <_<
                              [16:57:04] <Dasota> dammit
                              [16:57:19] <RayvenQ> You, Seraph, DW and Das are loosely affiliated sisters-in-duckie's
                              [16:57:22] <Dasota> can I renounce my sibling status with Lupo?
                              [16:57:33] <Kazim> argh, keep that infernal glitter away from me, i'm not a vampire that's suppose to sparkle. :P
                              [16:57:36] <Dasota> otherwise it'll be dirty if I molest her
                              [16:57:40] <Lupo> ...
                              [16:58:00] <Dasota> <_<
                              [16:58:01] <Dasota> What?
                              [16:58:06] <wolfie> i'm in favor or no adoptive sisterhood
                              [16:58:11] <Dasota> that's a legit reason, right?
                              [16:58:15] <wolfie> as long as i get video
                              [16:58:16] *Lupo hugs Dasota - you're so funny...
                              [16:58:18] <Lupo> ...
                              [16:58:22] *Lupo whaps wolfie
                              [16:58:24] <Lupo> you're so not....
                              [16:58:33] <Dasota> Wolife, I'm totally ok with that
                              [16:58:34] *northernzel slaps fingers to prevent copy/pasting to CS thread
                              [16:58:43] <RayvenQ> Dasota, it's only e-adopted, so it's alright
                              [16:58:51] <RayvenQ> or Lupo rather
                              [16:58:51] <Dasota> haha, okay
                              [16:59:45] <Kazim> *mind goes "oh hello there gutter, fancy meeting you here"*
                              [17:00:00] <Dasota> I live in the sewer
                              [17:00:48] <Lupo> she does
                              [17:00:54] <Lupo> she's done marvelous things with the place.
                              [17:01:00] <Lupo> I particularly love the couch
                              "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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                              • Sisters forever!
                                Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
                                Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever

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