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  • #16
    Thanks for the edit, NightAngel!
    I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

    Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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    • #17
      Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
      Thanks for the edit, NightAngel!
      Anytime- it's all part of the services Raps doesn't pay me for!
      "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

      ~TechSmith 314
      HellGate: London

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      • #18
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        I like paragraphs.

        If I get to a post and see it's a big block o' text, I won't bother to read it. It gets kind of hard to determine where one thought ends and another begins.
        I happen to agree there.

        And, if anyone hasn't noticed over the years, I have this habit of breaking up thoughts into separate paragraphs. I'd rather make one sentence a paragraph in itself rather than run stuff together.

        And right now I feel like I'm a few days late and a few dollars short 'cause I missed this holiday.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #19
          Quoth gbm85 View Post
          But Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked my keyboard and broke the Enter key
          Get a new keyboard. You can ¶robably find one for free from FreeCycle. While you're at it, try to find a better excuse, too.
          That excuse is clearly BS, because the person using it was still typing at their keyboard. If Chuck Norris had roundhouse-kicked the keyboard, it would have been completely destroyed (not just one key), and the system unit severely damaged when it got pulled off the desk by the jerk on the cord (not even a wireless link is enough to block the force of a Chuck Norris kick).
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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          • #20
            Quoth gbm85 View Post
            [i]

            1'm 7h1r733n 4nd 1 th1nk ¶4r4gr4¶h$ $uX0r!
            Would someone translate this line for me?! I think it is I'm (something) and I think paragraphs suck(??) It's driving me crazy!

            I also enjoy a nicely paragraphed post.

            EDIT: Wait, is it I'm thirteen and I think paragraphs suck(?)?
            I HATE stupid people!

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            • #21
              Yes. That is indeed what it says.
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #22
                In the Offical Language of NightAngel it says, "I'm a moron and I have no idea what this paragraph thing you speak of is!"
                "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

                ~TechSmith 314
                HellGate: London

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                • #23
                  All internet forums need this holiday!!!
                  Secret Shopper RN

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                  • #24
                    Since it's my mother's birthday, I figured I'd celebrate it by announcing today to be the latest Paragraph Day!

                    Heh - let's make it a week!

                    Rapscallion

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                    • #25
                      Happy birthday to Mommy Raps!!!
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • #26
                        Thanks, fearless leader!

                        *Happy birthday, Mom Raps! *
                        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          I like paragraphs.

                          If I get to a post and see it's a big block o' text, I won't bother to read it. It gets kind of hard to determine where one thought ends and another begins.
                          I agree with you. I truly despise the non so great Wall Of Text
                          Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                          San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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                          • #28
                            Thought it was time to have this holiday again... it is one of my fave holidays you know.

                            "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

                            ~TechSmith 314
                            HellGate: London

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                            • #29
                              ∏ !!

                              ¥∑å + |-|∑ /\/\ÅÇ Cå|\| ∂ø +|-|î§ +ºº


                              translated: (yea the mac can do this too)

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                              • #30
                                Oooh! I love this holiday!
                                The High Priest is an Illusion!

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