The Excuse Game

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Have you been drinking again? Your feet were chopped off in that accident with the combine, remember?

Or wait, am I thinking about somebody else? Anyhow, I can't.

Go fetcheth me my bottle of Dr. McGillicuddy's Lemon drop and a can of Coke, mmkay?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No. I want to bring back Prohibition, so I can't in good conscience bring you alcohol.

Fetch my slippers, would you?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh, that's right, you're the one who lost her feet to the combine. So you have no use for slippers, you silly.

Now get off mah lawn.

[Andrew B.]

I can't. I have to document this new species of beetle.

Could you get my microscope?

[rvdammit]

Sorry its too small to find.

Get my boots repaired please?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sorry . . . I only shoe horses.

How about cooking dinner for me . . . I'm too lazy to get off the bed and put the laptop down long enough to do it myself.

[Cazzi]

Sorry, I'm already snuggled in bed & have no intention of getting up yet.

Can someone bring me coffee & breakfast please?

[JustaCashier]

Sorry on the coffee, just ran out.
However, I did fix you up a nice steak and egg sandwich, with melted Swiss on Sourdough, and handed it to the dog, and told him to take to you. He didn't bring it in to you?



Can somebody help me look for the dog?

[BookstoreEscapee]

<opens door only enough to poke head out> Sorry, I am allergic to dogs. <closes door>

Could you pick me up some dog chow? For my, um, neighbor. Yeah.

[rvdammit]

Computer says no.

Can you make my computer say yes?

[Cazzi]

oops, sorry.. just accidentally formatted it by mistake

Can you get a good nights sleep for me.. its bedtime but I'd rather play games!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

oops, sorry.. just accidentally formatted it by mistake

Can you get a good nights sleep for me.. its bedtime but I'd rather play games!

Can't . . . I've got to go help with dinner but I'd rather stay online . . .

How about taking my place in the kitchen and you can fetch for my Mom . . .

[Bramble]

Can't, my doctor says I'm allergic to cooking.

Say! How bout you make me food for the rest of eternity!

[hinakiba777]

Sorry, I have a horrible food phobia.

Hey could you get my IV hooked up so I don't die?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry, can't find a vein.

Can you make me some soup?