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  • I'm sorry I blew up the stove last week.

    Can you buy us a new one?
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • Sorry, it should be in the mail.

      Hey, mind goin to work for me?
      My Wajas cave

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      • Can't. I have no mind to go to work with.

        How about putting a DVD in the player for me so I don't have to get up?
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • No, cuz then I'd have to get up and that's not happening.

          Will you please take my plague?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Ohhhh sorry, that's classified.

            Hey, I need you to pay my rent for me.
            My Wajas cave

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            • Sorry,, just frittered the rent money away on little luxuries.

              Can you go put that cover on the duvet for me?
              Arp happens!

              Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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              • Um, I started to, but I fell asleep.

                Fetch the paper for me.
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • I can't. There's wolves after me.

                  Cover my six hour shift for me, please.
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • Sorry, I have no voice so I can't talk to customers. (This is actually true.)

                    Take a nap for me since I can't fall asleep?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • No can do right now. I gotta pee . . .

                      How about going to the bathroom and peeing for me and grab me another Banana Pudding donut from the kitchen on the way back?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • Oooooh sorry but I hate banana pudding and peeing.

                        How bout you fix my car for me?
                        My Wajas cave

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                        • i would...but the penguins took my tools

                          yeah...so i'm gonna need you to move all of our furniture out of my second floor apartment and into the bed of a truck
                          If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                          i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                          ^_^

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                          • Sorry back problems.

                            Could you please give me a back massage. PLEASE
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • i would but...leprosy. no hands. so sorry!

                              farmboy! fetch me that pitcher
                              If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                              i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                              ^_^

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                              • Sorry but I'm on a strict jug diet.

                                Hey go get that remote of the coffee table wouldja?
                                My Wajas cave

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