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  • #31
    WOW. that is some disgusting....horrible....
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • #32
      She sounds really nice.



















      OK...sorry...I tried but I can't do it with a straight face.
      Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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      • #33
        I'm starting to get the feeling I should stay away from that link. Maybe I'll let the fiance look at it first. If HE gets grossed out by it, I'll stay faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #34
          Becky, if you look at those stories in that link- you WILL be scarred for life! I suggest you don't read it if you are squeamish, it's been days and I can't get rid of the mental images....
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • #35
            Quoth XCashier View Post
            Be grateful you missed the documentary on the pig farm...!
            If they ever invent smell-o-vision, I may have to stop watching Dirty Jobs.

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            • #36
              If they ever invent smell-o-vision, I may have to stop watching Dirty Jobs.
              The 1981 John Waters film "Polyester" was presented in "Odorama". Numbered scratch & sniff cards were issued at the theatre, to be scratched when the appropriate number appeared in the corner of the screen.
              I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.

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              • #37
                Quoth Severen13 View Post
                The 1981 John Waters film "Polyester" was presented in "Odorama".
                Which was better than the John Holmes scratch 'n' sniff knock-off, "Polly and Esther".

                You don't want to ask, trust me...
                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                • #38
                  Goldang...save for the tooth and the location, that sounds like this chick: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...php/WinterRose

                  Ignore the picture, that's not her. There are links to the real pictures.

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                    Which was better than the John Holmes scratch 'n' sniff knock-off, "Polly and Esther".

                    You don't want to ask, trust me...
                    They sure do make some crappy porno names.
                    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                    • #40
                      I threw up in my mouth a bit reading that.

                      The tooth thing...just...argh! *Shudder*
                      Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

                      I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth TwoScoopsSciath View Post
                        Goldang...save for the tooth and the location, that sounds like this chick: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...php/WinterRose

                        Ignore the picture, that's not her. There are links to the real pictures.
                        Almost. Just add the brown teeth, rip out about 3/4 of the hair, slap some grease on the remaining. Add about 60lbs. And scrub off the pretty makeup. Throw in a cig reeking, stained and ripped tank top and you got it.
                        If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.

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                        • #42
                          Well....John Waters IS a porn aficionado, of a sort. Plus, that site is hilarious. Most of these women sound like girls I was in Basic Training with. (Sometimes it seemed like I was the only one that knew how to wash. Hell yes I'm going to soap my ass crack at the end of the day!)
                          ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

                          Chickens are Asexual!

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                          • #43
                            Quoth Luna View Post
                            Almost. Just add the brown teeth, rip out about 3/4 of the hair, slap some grease on the remaining. Add about 60lbs. And scrub off the pretty makeup. Throw in a cig reeking, stained and ripped tank top and you got it.
                            Oh, god. Please don't wedge me between them because I might just bash their heads together to make fire.

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