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Old 03-21-2020, 02:38 AM
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I sneezed in the bank yesterday; I got more attention than I've gotten in the past ten years!

Remember the days before the coronavirus? I used to cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough!

Chuck Norris tested positive for coronavirus. The virus is quarantined for two weeks!

I remember when toilet paper was so abundant I would literally wipe my ass with it!

Breaking News: The World Health Organization announced today that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine may now be released. To be clear: WHO let the dogs out!

Todayís drink special: The Quarantini. Itís just a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.

Actually, itís only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France. Otherwise, itís just sparkling isolation.
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