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Old 02-20-2010, 08:34 PM
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-When you work at Ross and answer the phone by saying, "Target."

You know you've been in the military too long when

-The French toast is the epitome of your training experience.

-Someone asks you about sports and you think they mean SPORTS.

-Hearing Revielle immediately wakes you up.

-Your definition of handwashing is a squirt of hand sanitizer.

-Your critiques of MRE's become reknowned for their accuracy.

-You've had all 24 versions more than once.