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  • #16
    Quoth MadMike View Post
    I've been known to respond to "Are you deaf?" with "What?" Sometimes they'll start to repeat themselves, and then get really pissed off when they realize what I just did.
    Heh. I've done that as well.

    At the wholesale club, when there had been a long bout of someone's cart sitting in between the security pylons and setting them off, I'd get exchanges like this:

    Them: "Doesn't that get on your nerves after a while?"
    J2K: "What?"
    Them: "I said doesn't that get on your nerves after a while?"
    J2K: "What?"
    Them:

    Of course, I had one guy who apparently didn't get that I was making a joke, and kept repeating himself louder and louder until I had to tell him, truthfully, not really.
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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    • #17
      Quoth MadMike View Post
      That reminds me of the smaller-sized sundaes they used to have (or maybe still do, I haven't eaten there in awhile) at Friendly's, called the "Happy ending." Seriously, someone wasn't thinking when they came up with that name.
      That was from the "EXTREMELY Friendly's" line of desserts. Almost borderline erotic. Too bad they required payment upfront and not afterwards.

      Server: "Hi! Welcome to Friendly's! What can I get for you?
      Customer: (smiling) "Hi. Uh, yeah. I'd like a uh.. um, a 'happy ending'.."
      Server: "Hmm.. Um, you're not a cop. Are you?"

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      • #18
        Quoth MadMike View Post
        the "Happy ending." Seriously, someone wasn't thinking when they came up with that name.
        Then again, maybe they were...

        I remember those old PSA's ~_~
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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