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Old 02-10-2019, 08:46 PM
Mental_Mouse Mental_Mouse is offline
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Back when I had the Vorpal Rabbit, I was too softhearted to keep her in the cage at night, and let him roam most of the time that I was home. Those six years were otherwise known as The War Of The Wires. I switched to voicemail after she disabled my second or third answering machine, learned to crimp my own phone cords, and replaced ghod knows how many of power cords. Let alone all the clothes, books etc. And the bookcase he undermined to the point of collapse. And the pillows he pissed on, often while I was sleeping on them....

You had to know I loved the little guy, because if I hadn't, he'd have been rabbit stew a dozen times over!