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No, we still aren't there yet, and won't be until you stop talking!
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Old 08-02-2019, 08:56 PM
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Default No, we still aren't there yet, and won't be until you stop talking!

Me: So, I'm going to bring a form out for you to sign, go back to my desk and put in a request for emergency benefits. Your food stamps should load about an hour after that. OK?

SC: many questions about things that are out of my scope of duty or knowledge.

Me: googles available answers. So, anything else?

SC: So, my food stamps are on my card now?

Me: No, I have to bring you a form, you have to sign it and then I have to finish up your case and put in a request for emergency benefits. They should load about an hour later.

SC: many questions about things we have already covered.

Me: OK, so now I need to bring that form out to get things finished.

SC: So, my food stamps on my card now?

Me: No. They won't be until you sign the form so I can finish up and send the request up.

SC: Why haven't you done that yet?

Me: Because you haven't signed the form yet.

SC: I don't see any forms.

Me: That would be because I am at my desk talking to you on the phone, instead of bringing you the form.

SC: Why are you wasting so much of my time, just bring the form out and do your job.

Me: walks out and gets signature.

SC: So, now my food stamps are loaded, right?

Me: Check your card in about an hour, just in case the computers go down.

Me: goes back to my desk and eats way too much chocolate while scanning the form, finishing up and doing emergency request.