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Old 08-02-2014, 02:21 AM
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Did you read the headline about a chicken farmer who got attacked by a bull after buying a really big rooster?

It said, "Bull Has Beef with Man with Giant Cock."
That's right down there with the hit man named Artie who made a killing at the grocery store.

Headline read: Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar at the A&P.
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