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  • #31
    Pennsylvania

    You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey."

    You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Peeay).How many other states do that?

    You know what "Punxsutawney Phil" ( A Ground Hog ) is, and what it means if he sees his shadow.

    The first day of buck and the first day of doe season are school holidays.

    You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye.

    You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance, " at least 1 Polka and either an Italian song (sung in Italian, ) or "Hava Nagila."

    At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long.

    You know what a "Hex sign" is.

    You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.

    You own only three condiments "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup."

    Words like "hoagie, " "crick, " "chipped ham, " "sticky buns, " "shoo-fly pie, " "pirogues" and "pocketbook" actually mean something to you.

    You can eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others who do the same. (Those from NY find this "barbaric.")

    You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know it comes in several colors: Red, White, Brown, Gold.

    You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), and Hot Bacon Dressing.

    You can eat a cold soft pretzel from a street vendor without fear and enjoy it.

    You know the difference between a cheese steak & a pizza steak sandwich and a Primanti's, and know that you can't get a really good one outside PA.

    You live for summer, when street and county fairs signal the beginning of funnel cake season.

    Customers ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast.

    You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock are PA towns.

    You know what a township, borough, and commonwealth is.

    You can identify drivers from New York, New Jersey, Ohio, or other neighboring states by their unique and irritating driving habits.

    A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway in Lancaster County.

    You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

    You carry jumper cables in your car and your female passengers know how to use them.

    You still keep kitty litter, starting fluid, de-icer, or a snow brush in your trunk, even if you live in the South.

    Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

    As a kid you built snow forts and leaf piles that were taller than you were.

    Your graduating class consisted of mostly Polish, German, & Italian names.

    "You guys" and "yinz" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women.

    You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?"

    You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Conshohocken, and Monongahela.

    You know what a "Mummer" is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade.

    You actually understand these jokes and send them on to other Pennsylvanians.
    Plus friends who you want to know -- why you think the way you do.
    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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    • #32
      I've got some more for Nevada, specifically Las Vegas:

      You know you're from Las Vegas, Nevada when.......

      You buy salsa by the gallon.

      You think a red light is merely a suggestion.

      All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.

      You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.

      You think 6 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.

      You notice your car overheating before you drive it.

      You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.

      You know a "swamp cooler" is not a happy hour drink.

      You can say 115 degrees without fainting. (But it's a dry heat!!!)

      Every other vehicle is a 4x4.

      You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over l00 degrees.

      Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.

      People break out coats when temperature drops below 70.

      You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.

      The pool can be warmer than you are.

      You can make sun tea instantly.

      You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.

      Kids will ask, "What's a mosquito?"

      People with black cars, or who have black upholstery in their car, are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state or nuts.

      The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

      The Air Conditioner is on your list of best friends.

      You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.

      You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.

      The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.

      It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.

      You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

      Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 spf is a joke, and you wear it just to go to Circle K.

      Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and other fools will actually buy them.

      No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.

      And no, we do not live in Los Angeles and commute every day! People actually live in Las Vegas!
      "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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      • #33
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        [LIST][*]Your sexy lingerie is a pair of tube socks and a flannel nightshirt.
        I'm so Canadian that the only silk undies I possess are a set of long johns from MEC. :LOL:

        (MEC = Mountain Equipment Co-op, a bit like REI Outfitters I think. Oh, and the silk baselayers are THE BEST - warm enough to wait for the bus in -20C weather, but you don't get parboiled once you're indoors).

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        • #34
          Quoth Buglady View Post
          I'm so Canadian that the only silk undies I possess are a set of long johns from MEC. :LOL:

          (MEC = Mountain Equipment Co-op, a bit like REI Outfitters I think. Oh, and the silk baselayers are THE BEST - warm enough to wait for the bus in -20C weather, but you don't get parboiled once you're indoors).
          MEC FTW
          Otaku

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          • #35
            Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
            I've got some more for Nevada, specifically Las Vegas:

            You know you're from Las Vegas, Nevada when.......
            It's almost the same as the Arizona list.
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #36
              Here's a selection from the "You Know You're From Belgium When..." list:

              (everything in bold is added by me)

              YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM BELGIUM WHEN…

              1. You’re used to the language divide between the Flemish and the French-speakers and to kafkaesque organisation of things

              2. You’re used to see chocolate shops, restaurants and cafés at every corner of a street

              3. You’re shocked that ‘frites/fritten’ are called French fries in US English instead of ‘Belgian fries’

              4. You expect rain and grey sky 200 days a year

              5. Road and street works, and double-parking are common in every major city

              8. You proclaim of being proud to be Belgian abroad while not knowing the text of your national anthem (Brabançonne)

              9. You're not surprised your politicians never get along. After all, which country has six parliaments, more than 60 ministers and no national political parties?

              10. You consider that driving or moving 20km away is already "far"

              11. You dream of building your own house in an already very densely populated country

              13. You proudly state that Belgian beers are the best in the world - actually French and Dutch beers taste like cats pee

              14. You think that in spite of our language-related issues, French-speakers and Flemish is like an old couple who can't live apart and who will stick to its "enfant terrible" Brussels

              16. You know that administration is a fu**ing nightmare

              17. You always complain about your country in Belgium, but realize once abroad that Belgium is far from being as bad as you thought

              18. You spent part of your summer holidays at the Belgian seaside, eating ice cream and driving a Cuistax as a child

              21. You like eating out and you expect excellent food and restaurants abroad - Although in reality this is never true

              22. You don’t bother with the church, except for Christmas and your children's communions.

              23. You’re used to be the target of dumb French and Dutch jokes

              24. You have a medicine chest full of medicines at home

              29. You’re used that your bread is automatically cut ‘coupé/gesneden’ by your baker

              30. You have to hurry up to go shopping before the shops close at 18.30

              31. You enjoy one of the best and most efficient health care services in the world

              32. You think that mayonnaise is a delicious sauce with the frites - but mayonnaise is just one choice among 20 other sauces you get in a "friterie/frituur" (frites shop)

              33. You take your car to drive 500m to go to the bakery on Sunday to buy your croissants (oh yes, bakeries are open in Belgium in Sundays)

              34. You realize abroad that almost nothing is known about your country, except the chocolates, beers, Tintin and the EU

              35. You inwardly think that non-European immigrants are too numerous, except when you visit their night shops and kebab shops

              36. You still think that Côte d’Or is a Belgian brand (it’s part of the Swiss Kraft Foods now although the chocolates are still produced in Belgium)

              37. You get angry when you’re told that Magritte, Jacques Brel and Hergé were French and that Rubens was Dutch (ALL Belgians )

              40. You will not find disturbing to see a map of your country with that title upon it “Ceci n’est pas la Belgique’ ("This is not Belgium")

              43. You have the most sympathy for the German-speaking Belgians, a tiny minority that has never made a fuss

              45. You use words that no foreigner understands like: speculoos, ring (not the jewelry), BHV,....

              47. You think it's strange that voting is not compulsory abroad

              48. Scandals in all kind and corruption is part of Belgian life

              49. You have already made some moonlighting (travail au noir/werk in zwart) in your life

              50. Sinterklaas/Saint-Nicolas brought you presents on the 6th December when you were a child (the origininal Saint-Nick/Santaclause)

              54. You live in a street where no two houses are alike (houses in bricks, of course)

              62. You’re used to the smell of warm waffles in the Brussels metro stations

              63. You’re proud that Antwerp is the second biggest port in Europe and the biggest hub for diamonds trade and a fashion mecca

              66. You have a natural distrust towards authority and politicians, because of our turbulent history

              68. You claim that Bruges is one of the most romantic and most beautiful places in the world, but you would never go there because of all the tourists (and secretely hate it!)

              70. You’re used to come across tourists carrying bags full of Belgian chocolates and staring at "Belgian lace shops"

              72. You’re proud that most of the international organisations in Europe are located in your capital

              73. You’re awfully discontent each time you see how much you’ve to pay for your telecommunications and Internet connection bills every two months (Belgian internet bills are the highest in Europe)

              75. You’re used to eating "koffiekoeken" (pastries) on Sunday mornings

              78. You studied during the Xmas holidays when you were a student

              84. You're used to passing prostitutes behind a pink lighted window and you don't even shrug your shoulders at seeing guys coming out of those buildings.

              98. Nobody but your fellow countrymen understand when you say ‘amai’ and ‘allez, dis’

              99. You say ‘please’ in English when giving something to someone instead of "here you are"



              The ones I removed where either not really true or too "politically incorrect"

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              • #37
                Since I beleive I'm the on Maritimer here ( The Maritimes are the eastern Canadian provinces ) I feel the need to represent lol


                You Know You're a Maritimer When....



                1. You're idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

                2. Vacation means going to Moncton, Fredericton or Halifax for the weekend.

                3. You measure distance in hours.

                4. You know several people that have hit a deer.

                5. You often switch from Heat to A/C in the same day.

                6. You use a down filled comforter in the summer.

                7. Your Grandparents drive 100 km through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.

                8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
                9. You install security lights on both your house and garage and go away and leave both unlocked.

                10. You think of the major foods groups as: Meat, Fish, and Tim Hortons.

                11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.

                12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot of the Canadian Tire store at any given time.

                13. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
                14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

                15. Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas.

                16. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

                17. It takes 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everybody in town.

                18. You know what a Door Yard is

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                • #38
                  You Know You're From/live in Northern Virginia If...

                  1. Speed limits are just suggestions
                  2. You take a major highway to get anywhere (95, 66,28, etc)
                  3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
                  4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
                  5. 50% of your senior class went to either Mason, JMU, Tech, Radford, or UVA
                  6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
                  7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
                  8. You dread going to the DMV for anything
                  9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
                  10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars car get through.
                  11. A red light means 2 more can.
                  12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
                  13. Your local news is national news
                  14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
                  15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
                  16. You drive at least 30 miles a day to get to work
                  17. You do your Christmas shopping online b/c the shopping malls are like parking lots
                  18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
                  19. You know that each high school in the region had it's own corresponding McDonald's.
                  20. You know at least 2 people who drive a mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
                  21. The cars in the local high school's student parking lot are woth 3x those in the teacher parking lot.
                  22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
                  23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak english
                  24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
                  25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
                  26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
                  27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
                  28. You remember the Air and Space museum fondly from school fieldtrips to DC
                  29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
                  30. You don't actually like the Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
                  31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of work
                  32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
                  33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
                  34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurance
                  35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
                  36. You don't have enough room on your home lot to build a garage
                  37. You know where to find Midgetville
                  38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
                  39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop or Teresa Smoot
                  40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
                  41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
                  42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
                  43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC
                  44. Most of Loudoun County is the "middle of nowhere", or "If you're in Maryland you've gone too far!"
                  45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
                  46. You know who Elliott is.
                  47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green.
                  48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
                  49. Two words: rush hour
                  50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
                  51. Helicopters, F-15s, and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurance.
                  52. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
                  "If looks could really kill, my occupation would be staring" Brand New - I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin Light

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                  • #39
                    You know you are From Connecticut when....

                    * You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
                    * You never went to a bar in high school.
                    * You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84.
                    * You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm.
                    * You actually thought that Hartford was big.
                    * You or someone you know has attended UCONN.
                    * You drive a JETTA.
                    * You still think that the Whalers are cool.
                    * You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
                    * There is a farm within miles of your house.
                    * You thought bars were really for people over 21
                    * Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year.
                    * You don't have an accent when you talk.
                    * You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
                    * You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired.
                    * UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different.
                    * You have deer in your backyard.
                    * You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade.
                    * You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state.
                    * Your best friend went to Central, Western, Eastern and finally Manchester Community College.
                    * Your mom works at Travelers and your dad works at Pratt and Whitney.
                    * You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
                    * You go to Riverside at least once a summer.
                    * Your parents actually care about the Governor, the Patriots coming to Hartford, the lights at Christmas in Hartford & Channel 3 news.
                    * You have a UCONN flag outside of your house year round.
                    * You think New Jersey was a toxic waste dump.
                    * You hang out at Denny's.
                    * You've partied at bonfires.
                    * You have at least one friend with a pickup.
                    * You think everyone works tobacco in the summer.
                    * You think Old Lyme is a shore town.
                    * You've been to Cape Cod.
                    * You think the Connecticut River is endless.
                    * The town diner is the only place open after midnight.
                    * You have at least 4 friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.
                    * You root for all the New York sports teams.
                    * If anybody asks, you're from just outside of New York.
                    * You've never looked at a public bus schedule.
                    * You have both girlfriends and guyfriends with the same name as you.
                    * You go to the diner late night to post party.
                    * You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
                    * You can proudly tell an outsider about Nutmeg.
                    * You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home.
                    * You have said..." I'm in a good location... Between both Boston and New York."
                    * You can carry on a conversation about Mike Liut, Torrie Robertson, and the Brass Bonanza.
                    * You have to explain Cow Tipping to people from out of state.
                    * When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every homeless person you see.
                    * You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
                    * You can name all the members of the UCONN men's and women's basketball teams.
                    * You still can't find your way in Hartford.
                    * You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
                    * You own a golden retriever or a lab.
                    * You own real Oakley's.
                    * You only know Westbrook and Clinton because they have good outlets.
                    * You don't think you're a yuppie, but the rest of the country does.
                    * You only ski in Vermont or out West.
                    * Your mother is the head of the PTA.
                    * There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter.
                    * You live twenty minutes form either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP.
                    * You sail, or know someone who does.
                    * You don't understand why everyone else has not been to Europe.
                    * You can't get through the week with out a Coffee Coolata.
                    * Your family owns more cars than legal drivers.
                    * School attire is a North Face fleece jacket, a North Face Fleece or L.L. Bean back pack, a plaid shirt, khakis, and Doc Martins.
                    * Summer footwear is either Reefs or Birks.
                    * You carry your keys on a carabineer, but you don't know how to rock climb.
                    * You feel for the homeless, but are not willing to give up the golf course land to develop a homeless shelter.
                    * As a child you took horseback riding, golfing, tennis and swimming lessons.
                    * You grew up wanting to be a lifeguard.
                    * You own every DMB CD.
                    * The state is so small you know where all the speed traps are.
                    * You can't understand why people don't know what a "package" store is.
                    * You went to prep school even though your public schools are awesome.
                    * People actually wear sweaters around their necks.
                    * You've never taken public transportation.
                    * You know of at least one person who's house was totally trashed after a huge party.
                    * Your mom drives a Volvo wagon.
                    * You have at least one friend whose house was built in the 1800's.
                    * You live in a huge colonial.
                    * The only overcrowding is of deer in your backyard.
                    * Your house would cost half as much in any other state.
                    * Your wardrobe contains at least three pairs of cords and five wool sweaters.
                    * Half of your friends are from another town because yours is so small.
                    * You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Connecticut.

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                    • #40
                      You know you're from Seattle if...

                      You've scraped your icy car windows with a credit card.

                      You don't think twice about wearing Tevas, yellow Gore-tex, and rip-stop pants to a nice steakhouse/church/the theater/your sister's wedding.

                      You take your dog to play at a special park just for dogs.

                      You know what NIMBYs are.

                      You ARE a NIMBY.

                      You wanted a piece of the demolished Kingdome.

                      You think there should be MORE Starbucks.

                      You think there are too many Starbucks.

                      You know what "Keep Clam" means.

                      You've driven to Vancouver, B.C. to shop.

                      You stop for pedestrians because you know they don't even look before stepping into traffic.

                      You own at least one of the following: an S.U.V., a Vanagon, a Subaru or a hybrid.

                      You know which house is Bill's.

                      You own some weird figurine made out of Mt. St. Helen's ash.

                      You recycle everything possible and think people who don't are criminally irresponsible.

                      You don't wear high heels/hose or neckties, pretty much ever.

                      You've experienced firsthand the difference between "water-resistant" and "water-proof" clothing.

                      You know Seattle actually gets less annual rainfall than NYC and that summer is amazingly perfect.

                      You don't tell too many people because than it will get even more crowded here than it already is.

                      You think beaches are just fine at 65 degrees with ankle-numbing water.

                      You don't carry an umbrella.

                      You don't iron your clothes.

                      You've tried lutefisk.

                      You don't need to call a computer specialist for home computer problems because you or someone you know can fix it.

                      You give directions like this: I can't remember what that road's called, but it's just past the hill, after the Shell station. If you start going up another hill, then you've passed it. I think there's some kind of plant nursery across from where you turn, so look for that.

                      You know someone who retired extremely wealthy before turning 40.

                      You don't listen to the weather forecast anymore - you just stay prepared for whatever weather hits.

                      Your kids play their entire soccer season in the rain.

                      You eat at least one kind of Asian food on a regular basis.

                      You don't think it's strange that there's a Bavarian village an hour and a half outside Seattle.

                      You know the phone number to report carpool lane violators.

                      You've been in four completely different weather systems all in one day.

                      You've "packed it in and packed it out".

                      You have at least three friends who are working "contract".

                      You've been in subterranean downtown Seattle via "The Underground Tour"

                      You've been on most of the ferry routes and missed ferries by just a few seconds.

                      You expect people to come to complete stops in highway merge lanes.

                      You're polite with people but not too personal.

                      You email way more than you phone anyone.

                      You've visited The Troll, Lenin, and Hendrix.

                      You know the difference between "the island" and "the islands."

                      You own your own tent and about a hundred other camping supplies.

                      You sort of do but sort of don't "believe" in the existence of the Sasquatch.

                      You've changed clothes in your car for any of the following activities: cycling, skiing, boarding, camping, fishing, hiking.

                      You wonder what would happen at the Canadian border if you admit to transporting homegrown tree fruit.

                      You have Canadian coins in your house or wallet.

                      You've bought something really good from Value Village.

                      You know University of Washington is known as "udub", not "u of w" or "uw".

                      You know where all the free wireless is.

                      You never have a real tan but you do get sunburned at least once every year.

                      You've eaten aplets or cotlets.
                      Not all who wander are lost.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth mattm04 View Post
                        You know you are From Connecticut when....


                        * You never went to a bar in high school.
                        * You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm.
                        * You actually thought that Hartford was big.
                        * You or someone you know has attended UCONN.
                        * There is a farm within miles of your house.
                        * You thought bars were really for people over 21
                        * You don't have an accent when you talk.
                        * You have deer in your backyard.
                        * You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade.--never do drugs
                        * Your best friend went to Central, Western, Eastern and finally Manchester Community College.
                        * You hang out at Denny's.
                        * The town diner is the only place open after midnight.
                        * You've never looked at a public bus schedule.
                        * When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every homeless person you see.
                        * You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
                        * You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
                        * There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter.
                        * You live twenty minutes form either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP.--but i dont shop at any
                        * You can't understand why people don't know what a "package" store is.
                        i had to erase half the list :P

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                        • #42
                          You know you're from Canada when:

                          - You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."

                          - You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "what's good enough protection for the Prime Minister, is good enough for me!"

                          - The line "Dr. Penfield, I smell burnt toast" is hysterically funny.

                          - You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean!

                          - Your backpack has more than one Canadian flag iron-on.

                          - You have been on Speaker's Corner. Bonus points if The Devil's Advocates made fun of you.

                          - You know more than 3 guys named Gordon.

                          - You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

                          - You had a crush on Joey Jeremiah

                          - You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

                          - You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.

                          - You know that a mickey and a 2-4 mean "Party at the camp, eh!"

                          - You have Canadian Tire money somewhere in your house.

                          - Your parents bought your first hockey stick with Canadian Tire money

                          - You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap."

                          If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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