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  • Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

    We have a stalker thread already, so why not?

    Direct (SFW) innuendo at your CSer of choice in this thread.

    Before we get started, a few things:

    *folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.

    *sets out some muffins on a table for all* Because innuendo makes you hungry!

    *hands Broomjockey a giant inflatable hammer* Just because.

    *grabs RW's leash and hands it to Sheldon*

    Smiley, you're bringing the Mormons, right? And Fenrus?

    Oh, and Minister Jester, there's a full bar over to that side of the room. You're welcome to bless anyone with beer if you like.
    My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

    Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

  • #2
    Why limit the blessings to beer drinkers? I would assume you would have a fully stocked bar.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."

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    • #3
      Are you Minister of the Mixed Drinks Church also now?
      My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

      Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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      • #4
        well Saydrah, I'll bring Fenrus whether or not he's willing and hey, Jester got any Choclatinis ready?

        Oh and the Mormons... sure, I'll tell them I'm inviting them over for Family Home Evening... I'm sure they'll fall for it
        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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        • #5
          Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
          Choclatinis
          Oh HELLS yes. How did you know my biggest weakness?
          My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

          Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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          • #6
            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
            Choclatinis

            OoO! My weakness too! Woohoo!

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            • #7
              *stands there waiting for bunny and snaps to comment*

              dodedoodedo.........

              *looks at clock*
              My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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              • #8
                *strips off pants* ahh....nice and breezy.
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                • #9
                  *Hands EQ a Type I (for Innuendo) Spade so she can dig herself out of all the inuendo she'll end up buried in from me*
                  I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                  • #10
                    *takes the inflatable hammer and goes around whacking with it*
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                      *takes the inflatable hammer and goes around whacking with it*
                      'Ey! Mind where you're swinging that around!



                      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                      • #12
                        You don't like where I'm swinging my thing?
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                        • #13
                          Rayven, it's not even 5:00 and you're already getting hammered?
                          My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

                          Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                            You don't like where I'm swinging my thing?
                            All I'm saying is just watch where you swing it, that's all, far be it from me to stop you swinging it if you want to, just be careful, you might break it.




                            Quoth Saydrah View Post
                            Rayven, it's not even 5:00 and you're already getting hammered?
                            23:30 for me so I'm already way ahead of you
                            I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                              All I'm saying is just watch where you swing it, that's all, far be it from me to stop you swinging it if you want to, just be careful, you might break it.
                              It's inflatable! ...

                              ...

                              It gets bigger when you blow it! *snicker*

                              *ahem*Sorry.
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