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    I was at my register today when the phone rang. It's strictly an in-house line, and it's almost always somebody from the store's office calling.

    Me: "Yeah?"

    Caller: "Did you find a set of dentures at your register?"

    Me:

    As I heard later, the customer was in the line for my register when he decided (what the everlasting fuck!?!) to remove his dentures. And then couldn't remember what he did with them.

    I don't actually remember whether anybody found them.
    Last edited by Pixelated; 01-30-2020, 02:58 AM.
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

  • #2
    That decision just bit him in the ass didn't it?
    I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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    • #3
      How can he make biting remarks without his dentures?
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • #4
        He'll chew it over and figure out a way, I'm sure...
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • #5
          oh god that's just freaking nasty as hell
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          • #6
            The phone call or the posts between my original post and your response ... ?
            Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
            ~ Mr Hero

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            • #7
              Disminds me of when the Mayor of Grantsville (2000) demonstrated his dentures to Der Richterin (1631). She popped them in and tried them out!
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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              • #8
                Quoth Pixelated View Post
                The phone call or the posts between my original post and your response ... ?
                The phone call. UGH why would anyone take out their dentures in public and then leave them there? yikes.
                https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
                Great YouTube channel check it out!

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