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  • #16
    Appropriately enough for this thread, I'm eating a hotdog. Chili sauce up one's nose is not fun.
    "I am quite confident that I do exist."
    "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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    • #17
      Quoth ralerin View Post
      Luckily I rubbed it and it came off (yes puns intended). Still. I got several comments when I was working on cleaning it off.
      Well of course. You should know better, rubbing one off in public like that.

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      • #18
        Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
        Appropriately enough for this thread, I'm eating a hotdog. Chili sauce up one's nose is not fun.
        Hope your suffering didn't last schlong.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #19
          And here I came into this thread hoping to at LEAST see Alice* poking her head around.

          *For those that don't get the wordplay, Cialis is an alternative to Viagra, and is pronounced the same as 'see Alice'

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          • #20
            Quoth pzychobitch View Post
            Hmm, March 15... even better for me! (My bday is the 16th, I'm also part irish, the 17th sweetens the pot!
            Mine is on the 17th (I'm a Saint Patrick's Day baby.)

            Wonder if we can have our own version of that festival here for those of us who can't travel to Japan . . ..
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #21
              Quoth PepperElf View Post
              Second it could be viewed as sexual harassment if it was obvious that the customer was using it on purpose.
              I don't think so-she seemed surprised when I pointed it out to her.
              Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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              • #22
                Quoth ralerin View Post
                I don't think so-she seemed surprised when I pointed it out to her.
                So... seeing "B ONE R" on the bill made her go ?

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                • #23
                  Quoth Geek King View Post
                  Oh, goodness no! We get boned here every day. April 15th is just the day we have to pay the tab for the privilege of getting boned.
                  Wow. I just got out-Jestered.

                  Well played, sir. Well played.

                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  Mine is on the 17th (I'm a Saint Patrick's Day baby.)
                  I have a friend down here named Kat (short for Kathleen, I believe). Flaming red hair, blue eyes, absolutely gorgeous, Irish to the core, and her birthday is St. Patrick's Day.

                  Seriously....can you GET any more Irish than THAT?

                  "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                  Still A Customer."

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                  • #24
                    Quoth ralerin View Post
                    *14 year old boys pretending to be older, can hear one giggling like a girl in the background* "Um, I wanna know if you have any large condoms."

                    *going to ignore the joke* "Oh yes, we do! What size would you like?"

                    *little gears in their brain turning* "Um, how large is large?"

                    "Oh we have large and magnum size! Large is $x.xx and Magnum is $y.yy."
                    Should have added "But you probably need the finger cots, at $z.zz for 10".
                    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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