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  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    You can only have half...

    Do you want fries with that?
    Only if they are the good kind.

    Why is that Peanut Butter Jelly Time song sooooooooo catchy?!
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Dancing bananas are what my dreams are made of.



      When will my torture be over?

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      • Quoth Amina516 View Post
        Dancing bananas are what my dreams are made of.



        When will my torture be over?
        Just say "Please Mistress" and I will end it.

        Are you ready for this?
        "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

        I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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        • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
          Just say "Please Mistress" and I will end it.

          Are you ready for this?
          Can't touch this.

          Who will save us now?
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • Quoth crazylegs View Post
            Can't touch this.

            Who will save us now?
            Ivan the Terrible Executioner.

            Gentlemen start your ... hairdryers?

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            • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              Ivan the Terrible Executioner.

              Gentlemen start your ... hairdryers?
              That's what my cousin would say at his hair salon in Chicago.

              Why won't my friend text me to let me know about the movie?
              "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

              I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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              • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                That's what my cousin would say at his hair salon in Chicago.

                Why won't my friend text me to let me know about the movie?
                Too busy gettin' laid!

                Why go to a movie when you can get laid instead?
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                  Too busy gettin' laid!

                  Why go to a movie when you can get laid instead?
                  You can go to a movie on your own!

                  Who invented the telephone?
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • Some teenage girl...

                    Can I ask you a question?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      Some teenage girl...

                      Can I ask you a question?
                      It would appear you just did

                      Why not sniff?
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • Because you didn't scratch first.

                        Are you ready to rumble?

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                        • Quoth chanlin
                          Are you ready to rumble?
                          Not with my hurty knees and hands.

                          Who is Conan?

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                          • The Librarian.

                            Mr. Brown can moo! Can you?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              The Librarian.

                              Mr. Brown can moo! Can you?
                              No but I've been known to go quackers.

                              Why does the phone ring when I'm going out the door?
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • Because it misses you and doesn't want you to leave it all alone.

                                How come you can wear a bikini in public but not your underwear?
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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