There is a portion of our society to whom the ideas “buy one get one free” and “half-off” are completely divergent concepts. I blame all of this confusion on certain stores that require people to buy two of something to get it at half price. It ingrains people with the need to follow the sale sign to the letter, all logic aside. I personally find this very alarming. However, it is also just plain frustrating. I can spend five minutes trying to explain how, at Sustenance Tiger, a person can buy one four-dollar item for two dollars or two for four dollars, and it is accurate to call it either “buy one get one” or “half-off.”
One woman, at the end of my explanation, leaned close and said conspiratorially, “And does that make sense to you?” She had a gaze that told me she expected me to whisper back, “No, though I must pretend it does so my manager does not beat me, I agree with you that the Man is just trying to trick us.”
In reality, I said, “Yes!” and could not keep all the exasperation from my voice. The woman just shook her head and walked off. It's one thing to ask to make sure, "Do I have to buy two to get one free, or are they half price either way?" but another to just utterly fail at basic logic and math.
One woman, at the end of my explanation, leaned close and said conspiratorially, “And does that make sense to you?” She had a gaze that told me she expected me to whisper back, “No, though I must pretend it does so my manager does not beat me, I agree with you that the Man is just trying to trick us.”
In reality, I said, “Yes!” and could not keep all the exasperation from my voice. The woman just shook her head and walked off. It's one thing to ask to make sure, "Do I have to buy two to get one free, or are they half price either way?" but another to just utterly fail at basic logic and math.
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