Plaidman insert foot in mouth.

[Plaidman]

I live in a straight line of apartments. Five of them.

I'm coming home, and walking down in my own world. I swear I get to my apartment, and see it open. I see a guy I never see, in what is my apartment. No car there. No-one home.

Dumbass me: "??!? Can I help you man?"
Man: *looking at me*
Me: *looks at the front door, with the giant X number. I live at Y number*
Me: *backing off with a horrible face* OMG OMG OMG I'm so sorry man!!!
Neighbor laughing; Its ok man, its ok!

We introduced each other.

Man. Oh man am I embrassed. I swore to god it was mine.

[edible_hat]

At least you didn't do what my mum's best friend from teachers' college did.

-Got back to her car and realised she didn't have her keys in her pocket.
-Saw a set of keys on the drivers' seat.
-Smashed a window, reached in, unlocked the door.
-A very irate man appeared and demanded to know what she was doing.
-Just then she realised she didn't have a keyring from Ireland and her car was two spaces along the row. (but she had actually locked the keys in)