Moar Public Address System Wackyness

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

These both happened today.

Funny Page Number One
Situation: A customer asked somebody at the service desk to page somebody to domestics; specifically the aisle with the bedsheets. Evidently the customer stressed that the person should be paged to that particular aisle.

What ended up being paged: "So-and-so, you're wanted in the bedsheets please, so-and-so, you're wanted in the bedsheets. Thank you."

Funny Page Part Deux
Situation: A cashier needed a price change on a can of mixed nuts.

What ended up being paged: "Mixed nuts dial blah blah blah please, mixed nuts dial blah blah blah. Thank you."

I seriously considered calling and telling the cashier "I'm several kinds of nuts."

[Becks]

Absolutely hilarious.

I wish I'd been there to hear them. *pouts*

[tropicsgoddess]

I would've loved to hear those! Can I get a price check on Dee's Nuts?