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  • So THAT's how you get Ikea's meatballs...

    Man gets his testicle stuck in an IKEA stool

    I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that shower seats are a thing...but OWWW!!!!

  • #2
    *winces* Didn't someone get awarded a Darwin for removing themselves from the gene pool via castration doing that?
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    • #3
      I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool. Not sure.
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      • #4
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool.
        You can win one if you remove your ability to contribute towards the gene pool.

        > Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

        > Reproduction
        > Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
        > Excellence
        > Astounding misapplication of judgement.
        > Self-Selection
        > Cause one's own demise.
        > Maturity
        > Capable of sound judgement.
        > Veracity
        > The event must be true.

        Rules for winning a Darwin award
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        • #5
          I've heard about grabbing life by the balls, but this is ridiculous.
          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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          • #6
            Quoth EricKei View Post
            I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool. Not sure.
            You can get an Honorable Mention if you fail to remove yourself. You can get a Darwin Award after you already have a kid... By removing their ability to pass your genes on.

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            • #7
              Quoth catcul View Post
              I've heard about grabbing life by the balls, but this is ridiculous.
              dammit, you ALMOST made me break rule #1 there!

              I loved Ikea's response to the whole thing.

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              • #8
                Actually, this is what happens to them.
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                • #9
                  I thought this was appropriate. The Kitten Lady has no balls.
                  This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                  I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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