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  • #31
    Quoth Saydrah View Post
    *folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.
    You know me so well!

    I brought boozed up Rice Crispy treats!

    Wow Broom! Your hammer is so big!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #32
      mmmmmmBoooooooooz nomnomnom
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #33
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        He gave me a dachshund. Get it right!
        Hey, quit playing with your weiner!
        My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

        Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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        • #34
          Quoth monolayth View Post
          *stands there waiting for bunny and snaps to comment*

          dodedoodedo.........

          *looks at clock*
          *RUNS in grabbing LT by the shoulders and plants her face right between her awesome jubblies and blows a raspberry just because it's freeken FUN!! then runs off into the distance to read the rest of the thread*
          Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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          • #35
            Irv's a lol-cat.
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #36
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              You know me so well!

              I brought boozed up Rice Crispy treats!

              Wow Broom! Your hammer is so big!
              *Breaks into song*

              So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader, politically cleaning up the streets

              'bout time.
              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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              • #37
                Thank you Hammer Man.

                So who's ready to get down and dirty?
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #38
                  Can I be one of the really creepy stalker girls from that video blog? Please????

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                  • #39
                    YESSSSSSS!

                    But you have to wear a pirate hat and take off those pants!
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • #40
                      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Can I be one of the really creepy stalker girls from that video blog? Please????
                      Only one of them is actually Creepy, so much so she even creeps out the other two.

                      *sings some more*

                      This is so nice
                      I just might sleep with the same girl twice
                      They say it’s better the second time
                      They say you get to do the weird stuff
                      *Insert Pop Up Groupies*

                      we do the weird stuff

                      Time for a costume change

                      *sings more this time as Dr Horrible*.

                      Here lies everything
                      The world I wanted at my feet
                      My victory’s complete
                      So hail to the king

                      Everything you ever

                      Arise and see
                      So your world’s benign
                      So you think justice has a voice and we all have a choice
                      Well now your world is mine

                      Everything you ever

                      And I am fine…

                      Now the nightmare’s real
                      Now dr. horrible is here to make you quake with fear
                      To make the whole world kneel

                      Everything you ever

                      And I wont feel … a thing
                      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                      • #41
                        When did our panty party turn into a Dr Horrible Karaoke night?

                        *picks up a mic*

                        Laundry day
                        See you there
                        Underthings
                        Tumbling

                        Want to say
                        Love your hair
                        Here I go
                        Mumbling.
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                          Thank you Hammer Man.
                          STOP!

                          HAMMER TIME!

                          do do do do...doo do..do dooo Can't touch this...
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #43
                            Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                            YESSSSSSS!

                            But you have to wear a pirate hat and take off those pants!

                            YAY!! I get to be a stalker girl!!!

                            *puts on pirate hat & takes off her pants* Woohoo!

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                            • #44
                              Anybody else get the feeling this one's going to turn into a hundred-page monster?

                              I'm not complaining, mind you.
                              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                              • #45
                                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                                STOP!

                                HAMMER TIME!

                                do do do do...doo do..do dooo Can't touch this...
                                You did it now buddy.

                                Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me
                                Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
                                I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
                                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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