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  • Dude where's my muffler?

    Sitting here at La Dee Dodge on a Sat, where again they would of made more money if we were closed, but hey I got to look up everything I need for a rifle I'm building.
    So breaking up this day was this jem of a call.

    Caller- I have an 08 whoits- Where's my muffler? *what* no he's serious?
    Caller- (the chorus to this sad song)
    yea where's my muffler? I looked under my car and the tail pipe is going in my gas tank that that would make it explode right?
    (After the third time started to keep track and he repeats this 17 times in the call)
    My friends say I'm wrong but (repeat chorus x4)

    Had I been a little less tired and slightly hung over I would of dead panned-
    "in your glove box"

    But instead I try to figure out how not to make this guy feel like a jackass.
    Finally I get a word in, this guy would not STFU. Tell him that big silver pillow IS the muffler.
    Repeat chorus x2

    So I try using basic automotive terms and knowledge, lastly logic.
    That failed
    chorus x3

    So I had looked up the car and had him google the PN and look at a picture.
    Me- is this what your looking at?
    Repeat chorus x5

    This results a me doing a series of grunts and stuff to beat out of what the point of this was.
    He wants a muffler, but $560 is too much, never mind he could see ( repeat chorus)
    That it's one piece with the pipe from the cat Conv to the tail pipe.
    No the tail pipe (chorus)

    In the end he didn't want it. toooooooooooooo much
    chorus

    That's 10min I think St Peter owes me back.
    AkaiKitsune
    Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

  • #2
    Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post
    Had I been a little less tired and slightly hung over I would of dead panned- "in your glove box"
    At least you didn't do what a former boss (assistant camp director) would do with stupid questions. His answer was usually "up your ass and to the left..."
    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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    • #3
      "Oh, that's too much for a muffler"

      Heh, around here?

      You'll pay that much, and then some, when either the PSI flunks you, or the PSP pull you over for "defective equipment"
      - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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      • #4
        Quoth Argabarga View Post
        "Oh, that's too much for a muffler"
        Why am I reminded of this?
        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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