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  • Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
    I wonder if the imparter of this nugget is the same person who keeps causing you double work when they do shit wrong?
    Probably because the original says, IIRC,
    It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission

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    • "I invigilated all over the exam room!"

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      • "Is it in yet? No? What if I push harder?"
        Don’t worry about what I’m up to. Worry about why you are worried about what I’m up to.

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        • "...sticks, screws, homeless people..."
          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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          • "It's a team effort! You check the banana, I'll check the nuts!"
            "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
            -Mira Furlan

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            • "Do you remember where we put the breasts?"

              "Do you remember the breasts and how heavy they were?"

              ETA: Just for clarity, I do not work with food.
              Last edited by LadyofArc; 12-30-2017, 02:39 AM.

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              • "Look for the large balls."
                This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                • "OK, inspection's over, you may all resume normal illicit activities."
                  "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                  "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                  • "Usually the answer's no, but I forced them to make an exception in our case."
                    "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                    "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                    • "Where's your tights?"
                      "I tried them on... they didn't fit."
                      "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                      -Mira Furlan

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                      • "I locked him in the vault. Don't worry. He'll be fine."
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                        • "Have you been able to put that porn podcast on your phone?"

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                          • "DAMMIT! I need coffee, weed, or both!"
                            *chorus of "Hell yeah!" from the warehouse*
                            "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                            "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                            • "I rescued your banana from the alley."
                              "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                              -Mira Furlan

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                              • "I've been seeing faces in the muffins for months now."
                                Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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