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  • Forum game: Google vs. Yahoo

    If you read MLIA often, you know what this is about.

    Simply open both search engines, and type the beginning of a question into both (don't click "search"), and see what each one gives you in the drop-down list of frequently asked questions. Post funny results.

    Google usually wins.

    Example:
    "Why won't"

    Yahoo: "Why won't my car start?"
    Google: "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

  • #2
    "How can I..."

    Yahoo "...fall lyrics"
    Google "...make my hair grow faster"

    Darn, it used to be for google "...get the popular guy to get me pregnant"

    "Why do...'

    Yahoo "cats knead paws"
    Google "...men have nipples?
    "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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    • #3
      Question: What is the...

      Yahoo--What is the Internet
      Google--What is the public option

      Meh.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Where would I find...

        yahoo: "a crossfader"
        google: "a vampire"

        Google wins the night!

        What the hell....

        yahoo: "are you waiting for"
        google: "is twitter"

        Yahoo wins anxiously!

        Just what do you...


        yahoo: "think you're doing"
        google: "think you're doing dave"

        Google wins! (But Dave's not here.)

        How do I...


        yahoo: "breathe lyrics"
        google: "know if I'm pregnant"

        Google wins expectantly!

        When...

        yahoo: "not to tip"
        google: "will I die"

        Google wins over those cheap bastards at yahoo!

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
        Still A Customer."

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        • #5
          Should I...

          Google:
          ...shave my pubic hair?
          ...call him?

          (A tie. They both made me laugh.)

          Yahoo:
          ...stay or should I go?
          ...divorce?

          (They're asking the same thing, really)
          I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

          Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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          • #6
            What the....

            Yahoo: what the bleep do we know?
            Google: what the font

            Hm interesting....

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            • #7
              Why is...

              Google:
              ... there a dead pakistani on my couch?

              Yahoo:
              ... Friday the 13th considered unlucky?

              Google wins.

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              • #8
                Can I...

                Google - has cheeseburger
                Yahoo - get broadband

                Google wins!

                Wonder who...

                Google - don't think twice
                Yahoo - paints the sky so blue

                Yahoo wins!

                If she...

                Google - smokes she pokes
                Yahoo - knew lyrics

                Google wins!
                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                My DeviantArt.

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                • #9
                  As a note of interest, Yahoo isn't really yahoo any more. For the search engine, they made a deal with microsoft and it's now using Bing's results. So it's really Google vs. Bing.
                  Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                  http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                  • #10
                    Can you...
                    YAHOO: ...feel the love tonight

                    GOOGLE: ...get pregnant on your period.

                    Two searches that may or may not run together
                    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                    • #11
                      Why can't...

                      Yahoo: why can't i lyrics
                      Google: Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

                      ilu google.

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                      • #12
                        *Search Engine* won't

                        Yahoo: yahoo won't load
                        Google: google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you


                        How To Tell

                        Yahoo: how to tell if your child is gifted
                        Google: how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you



                        Ok, so my friend told me about the first one last week, but it still makes me laugh

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                        • #13
                          Ever took...

                          Google - a punch in the ribcage sonny?
                          Yahoo - last photo I ever took

                          Google wins.
                          People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                          My DeviantArt.

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                          • #14
                            How do I
                            Google= How do I get rid of fruit flies
                            Yahoo=How do I delete my yahoo account

                            Not very funny

                            Where is
                            Google= Where is Chuck Norris?
                            Yahoo= Where is Santa?

                            These two totally make up for the lack of funny before.

                            Who are
                            Google= Who are you?
                            Yahoo = Who are the Illumenati?

                            Yahoo wins for mystery

                            Why don't you
                            Google= Why don't you get a job
                            Yahoo= Why don't you love me?

                            Where in the world is
                            Google= ...Carmen Sandiego
                            yahoo=...Dubai

                            I like the first one best ^.^
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • #15
                              Who's the best...

                              G: rapper alive?
                              Y: rapper?

                              Well, that was pointless...
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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