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Old 07-05-2014, 04:28 AM
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A man sees a chav with an extremely colourful parrot on his shoulder, and asks "Where did you get him?". The parrot answers "At the football game - there's thousands of the worthless buggers there".

How does a family of snakes enter the student residence at Hogwarts? They Slytherin.

A day late, but one for you Yanks:

What kind of tea do you make by infusing the leaves in cold saltwater? Liber-tea.
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