Man comes in with his friend, gushing about how great his friend is, that his friend is his best friend ever, the coolest man ever etc etc etc blah blah.
He asks where the condoms are since he has a really hot girlfriend he wants to <censer>. I point to where they are. Plaid only sells one kind of condoms. Durex condoms. He wants to know where the Trojans are. I repeat, we ONLY HAVE DUREX. He asks if I have any trojans in the back. I repeat, only durex. Do we keep any other condoms with the dirty magazines.
NO WE ONLY HAVE DUREX!!!
He then says that she is allergic to durex.
... and that if I have any other condoms.
He asks where the condoms are since he has a really hot girlfriend he wants to <censer>. I point to where they are. Plaid only sells one kind of condoms. Durex condoms. He wants to know where the Trojans are. I repeat, we ONLY HAVE DUREX. He asks if I have any trojans in the back. I repeat, only durex. Do we keep any other condoms with the dirty magazines.
NO WE ONLY HAVE DUREX!!!
He then says that she is allergic to durex.
... and that if I have any other condoms.
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