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    The CEOs of Guinness, Carlsberg and Anheuser-Busch are sitting in a restaurant, having a business lunch. The waiter comes up to take drink orders.

    The CEO of Anheuser-Busch says "I'll have a Budweiser! It's the King of Beers, after all!".

    The CEO of Carlsberg says "I'll have a Carlsberg! It's probably the best beer in the world!".

    The CEO of Guinness says "I'll have a coke.".

    The others stare at him. He shrugs and says "Well, I don't want to be the only one at the table who's drinking beer.".
    The customer is always right, but this is a public house, and you are a guest.

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    I don't get it.
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    • #3
      I do! Well-played!

      Guinness is the only beer I can stomach.

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      • #4
        The CEO of Guinness (the thick, dark BEER) is insulting Bud and Carlsberg by saying that they are not beers.
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        • #5
          It means Budweiser and Carlsberg are too weak, as where Guinness is quite powerful.
          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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          • #6
            Ok, now it makes sense.
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            • #7
              From what I've heard, mass-market beers like Carlsberg and Budweiser are pretty much identical to Guinness that's undergone further processing - through the drinker's kidneys.
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              • #8
                Quoth wolfie View Post
                From what I've heard, mass-market beers like Carlsberg and Budweiser are pretty much identical to Guinness that's undergone further processing - through the drinker's kidneys.
                I've never heard that. I have always heard Budweiser et al. described as similar to what's been processed by a horse's kidneys. Although I have no idea why anyone would give a horse Quinness to drink.
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                • #9
                  Well, you have to remember Guinness is made in Ireland. They're a bit funny over there in the country.

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                  • #10
                    Guinness is a stout - thick and creamy.
                    Carlsberg and Budweiser are lagers - light and fizzy.

                    The difference comes from the crop used in brewing, fermentation and temperature of fermentation.

                    There are beer snobs in my family. I am not one of them - when we go into my Dad's local he apologises for ordering lager for me.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Chromatix View Post
                      Well, you have to remember Guinness is made in Ireland. They're a bit funny over there in the country.
                      *glare*

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                        Although I have no idea why anyone would give a horse Quinness to drink.
                        Makes perfect sense, Guinness for strength .


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