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  • An Assortment of Suck

    "What country are you from?"
    "America."
    "OH MY GOD YES!!! Normally I have to deal with Canadians."
    What in the world is so awful about Canada?



    "What number should I call?"
    "Well, you guys may still have that on file from when I first got your service way back when and first started dealing with your company and I haven't had any problems until now and it is my cell phone because I have vonage and my home number isn't working with the internet down and it is the number I'm calling from."


    "And what would you like your password to be? It needs to be at least eight characters."
    "The last eight of my account number."
    "Okay, setting it to 12345678"
    "No, 2345678, the last eight."
    "That is the last seven."
    "Okay, 2345678."
    "That is still only seven digits."
    "TWOOOO, THREEEEE, FOOOOOUR, etc."
    "Still only SEEEVEEEEN digits... why don't we do (company)1?"

  • #2
    Are you trying to tell me that seven doesn't equal eight?
    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

    http://www.dywhcomic.com

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    • #3
      It doesn't?!? Oh, damn!
      Don't wanna; not gonna.

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      • #4
        7 doesn't equal 8? this world is officially FUBARed now

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        • #5
          I bet seven would have equled eight if they got the rep from Canada.

          Steve B.

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          • #6
            Quoth AKWalMartCartGuy View Post
            7 doesn't equal 8? this world is officially FUBARed now
            But it does, for sufficiently large values of 7 and sufficiently small values of 8.

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            • #7
              Just as long as Pi is still 3 and a bit, we're safe.
              "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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              • #8
                Quoth Imprl59 View Post
                I bet seven would have equled eight if they got the rep from Canada.

                well of course conversion to Canadian numbers and all
                Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                • #9
                  God, that reminds me of the jokes that were running all round back when we began to use the Euro as a currency. Every time some body uttered a sentence including a number, be it a length, weight, year, whatever, just as long as it's numerics, there would be a person who would ask : "And how much is that in Euros ?" Up to the point when someone would ask the question about... a price which was stated in Euros.
                  "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Anriana View Post
                    "OH MY GOD YES!!! Normally I have to deal with Canadians."
                    What in the world is so awful about Canada?
                    In his defense, I'm also getting a little tired of dealing with them day in and day out.

                    If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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                    • #11
                      But.. these go to 11..

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Anriana View Post
                        "What country are you from?"
                        "America."
                        "OH MY GOD YES!!! Normally I have to deal with Canadians."
                        What in the world is so awful about Canada?
                        So Gravekeeper gave you a call then?
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          Ha.

                          Why bother with all that math hocus-pocus? To make seven equal eight you just REPEAT IT AND REPEAT IT

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                          • #14
                            I like most of the Canadians I run across. They're pretty good natured about the lame Canadian jokes I make, play along when I end all my sentences in "Eh", and catch the Strange Brew references.

                            By the way I'm surprised no one asked why Six is afraid of Seven?
                            Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.

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                            • #15
                              Err... Why Six is afraid of Seven ?
                              "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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