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Old 04-01-2008, 04:30 PM
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Dear Department of Natural Resources,

Thanks for not hiring me. If you'd offered me a job, I probably would have taken it over the one I have now. And that would not have been the best choice. To say the very least. Thank you for basically dissing my credentials and saying I wasn't qualified.

My current job busted their asses to get me in here. They respect my skill and talent and treat me right when raise time comes around. If I'd taken the job with you guys, it would have been more state-sponsored horseshit and no money. Every fucking day I come in here I'm tempted to send you some flowers as a thank you gesture. So guess what?

Eat me.

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