I get the same bus home every day. theres always the same ass on it too; i dont know if he's drunk or if hes just one of those REALLY annoying people. He's kinda middle aged, dresses smartly and he always INSISTS on talking to whichever hapless girl he decides to sit next to. my turn woot!
sometimes i dont mind talking to strangers on the bus, some can be a good laugh. but it was this guys arrogant attitude which made me want to beat him with his own cane.
AG: asshole guy
Me: poor hapless me
AG: *clicks his fingers in my face* have you heard of shakespeare?
Me: of course i have.
AG: Ah yes I bet you dont know which one had the three witches within its well written and famous pages . Do you know? Yes or no? *clicks fingers in my face again*
Me: *in pissed off tone* Macbeth obviously.
AG: Ah no, it was Hamlet! I bet you didnt know that. Who is your favourite singer? Ever heard of stevie wonder? What a guy. Yes or no, yes or no? *clicks fingers again*
Me: Erm, it WAS macbeth. *Everybody* knows so.
AG: Ah - a common misconception. Dont hold onto that handle bar, the door will fly open. Come on now *clicks fingers*
I had been holding onto the handrail at the side of my seat which couldnt have opened the exit door and quite frankly, was bloody annoyed i was being spoken to like i was a non intelligent child by some weirdo when i had graduated with a science degree 2 days earlier.
Me: Dont patronise me and talk to me like I'm an idiot, pal.
And i step over him to sit further away. Prat. Then, a young guy half way down the bus turns round and starts shouting at the guy that he was a dirty old man for chatting up lassies. I felt kinda bad for him then . . . he wasnt trying to chat me up...just being a patronising git s'all !!