Fear me, for I am tiger.
Had to answer a customer query today about tiger hats.
We're wholesaling those and other of their designs. Someone wanted to know how big they were - just adult size, just child size, or what? After discussing with a colleague and trying one on, it fits children fine, but an adult with a stonking big head (moi) finds it snug yet comfortable.
I bought one.
I was wandering around the rest of the day getting odd looks from visitors and colleagues alike.
"So, one of you is going to hold that door open for me and the other loses a leg to my mighty jaws. Decide."
I even took to purring and rubbing my cheeks on select people.
Rawr. I didn't do the slinking around ankles thing. I'd need to be half my size for that. Rawr.