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Old 09-09-2011, 07:36 PM
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Fear me, for I am tiger.

Had to answer a customer query today about tiger hats.

http://www.siestacrafts.co.uk/__uplo...Animal_Hat.jpg

We're wholesaling those and other of their designs. Someone wanted to know how big they were - just adult size, just child size, or what? After discussing with a colleague and trying one on, it fits children fine, but an adult with a stonking big head (moi) finds it snug yet comfortable.

I bought one.

I was wandering around the rest of the day getting odd looks from visitors and colleagues alike.

"So, one of you is going to hold that door open for me and the other loses a leg to my mighty jaws. Decide."

"Rawr!"

I even took to purring and rubbing my cheeks on select people.

Rawr. I didn't do the slinking around ankles thing. I'd need to be half my size for that. Rawr.

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Old 09-09-2011, 08:07 PM
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*giggle*

Cute.

Did you get anyone scritching behind your ears?

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Old 09-09-2011, 08:13 PM
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People were more running away than anything else, or watching from a safe distance.

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Old 09-09-2011, 09:30 PM
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Clearly you were far too terrifying as a tiger. That or they were resisting the urge to tickle your tummy.
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Old 09-09-2011, 09:44 PM
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Clearly.
(... I totally would have risked my arm for a scritchies.)
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Old 09-09-2011, 09:56 PM
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You know...

This thread is useless without pics!

And, no, the link to the item in question doesn't count.

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Old 09-09-2011, 10:07 PM
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Your wish is my amusement.

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Old 09-09-2011, 10:10 PM
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Did they dangle their tod**er over you?
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Old 09-10-2011, 07:23 AM
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*breath*aaaa aaaaaaaaaaant!

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Old 09-10-2011, 11:12 AM
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That cap is full of awesome. They have cool gloves too.....
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