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Old 02-17-2012, 04:14 PM
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and steals socks.

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...139447588.html

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Old 02-17-2012, 04:31 PM
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Maybe he's a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan?
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I saw part of the story last night and my first thought was "I wonder if he's on 'People of Walmart' yet?"
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I saw part of the story last night and my first thought was "I wonder if he's on 'People of Walmart' yet?"
Why yes, yes he is. (NSFW video clip in article)
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:28 PM
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I have a feeling that was much ado about nothing . . .

Which is probably why he didn't bother stealing underwear first.
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