Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Quoth draco664

"...Wow. Does it work on dogs too?"

No, because we KNOW the dog will eat the pill.

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Quoth wagegoth

Moosenogger, that is cute.

When we took our two year old son to the Nutcracker we were in the first row. He spent the warmup and overture with his head hanging over the pit, awed by the sounds coming from the instruments.

I had that. I was in the pit for the school play and we did a performance to the Year 7 students from nearby schools, so they had an idea of what we did in high school. A few of them were hanging around the pit watching us tune up and perform .

[EyeAgree]

Bump to a great thread! Being a parent can be exasperating at times, but also so rewarding. My kids make my scream sometime, but more often than not they make me laugh!
Kids really do say the darndest things.

[MadMike]

When my son was around 3 or so, he was in the mood for a snack, and asked for some chips. I brought the bag of chips, and he said, "No! Not those chips!" They were the only chips I had, so I didn't know what he wanted. Then he said, "The orange chips!"

It took me a few seconds to realize he wanted the Doritos.

[Ree]

My daughter was just telling me that my granddaughter loudly announced in the restaurant last night, "Oh, Mommy...I found Jesus!"

She goes to a Catholic school and they had put on some kind of Easter play in the gym yesterday, so apparently, she somehow "found Jesus." LOL
She also was quite excited that there had been a "t" on the stage. (She's just learning her letters, and made the connection between the cross "+" and the letter "t". LOL)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Quoth BeenThereDoneThat

No, because we KNOW the dog will eat the pill.

That's a fact. Wrap it up in a slice of cheese and the dog won't know the difference.