Oh my damn......

[kpzra]

They do security checks on any position in their agency, from the person who cleans the floors, sorts the mail, or is on the SRT. They also will so national security checks for the military, and if anything would have come up funky on mine for the airport they had the option to check it out in person if the position was one that warranted it.

There are MANY reasons for the FBI to investigate a persons background.

[Catwoman2965]

And it sounds like he's only APPLYING to become an agent, that doesn't necessarily mean he will make it in. And if he does, by some miracle, he may not make it OUT successfully. A friend's ex DH applied to the FBI, and listed me as a reference. I don't recall exactly what they asked, but I was more of a "character" reference than anything else. From all I recall reading about Numbnuts, unless he's really turned a corner, he won't make it past round 1 of the application process.

[Rizdan]

Given the stories that come from you, Irv, anybody at your store would be qualified to work for government.

Except, of course, you. You are actually competent.