Chat quotes!

[Victory Sabre]

I'll quote myself, before Peds gets to it.

[15:04:33] <victory_sabre> Hi all.
[15:04:40] <Pedersen> hiya vic
[15:05:12] <victory_sabre> I went to the bathroom a short time ago, and found out that there's a rip in the back of my shorts.
[15:07:15] <Pedersen> So, not getting out from behind the counter for the rest of the day?
[15:07:44] <victory_sabre> Well, I can hide it with my shit, but that was not a good surprise.
[15:08:00] <Miss_Stress> thanks peds
[15:08:03] <victory_sabre> After work, go home, and chuck this pair, then off to happy hour.
[15:08:09] <Pedersen> in this context, that was a *very* bad typo for "shirt", victory_sabre.
[15:08:13] <victory_sabre> OOPS
[15:08:21] <victory_sabre> HEEEEE
[15:08:26] <victory_sabre> Just saw that.

[fireheart]

Quoth dalesys

Shouldn't that be Bjing Bjang Löfbjörn?

O.o

The nickname came because apparently when Lupo's cat was in the stage of "hide the kittens", she wound up putting Yin Yang inside a baking loaf pan. Hence the suggestion of "Yin Yang Loafborn" (as opposed to Yin Yang Kittenloaf)

[fireheart]

Lupo's New Hobby:

* Lupo is warm and relaxed from her bath now.
<Lupo> mmmmmmmm
<fireheart> Lol did you have a bathgasm lupo?
<fireheart> :P
<Lupo> moar like bath shui.
<Lupo> everything now feels like is in place.
<Lupo>
<fireheart> bath shui? O.o
<Lupo> instead of feng shui - arranging a room to better the energy and balance everything out....?
<Lupo> Bath shui
<Lupo> IT SOUNDED CLEVER IN MY MIND!

[dalesys]

...and bash shui would be how The Hulk redecorates...

[Pedersen]

Just as I was thinking it had been too long since we had an out of context quote, along comes this to save the day!

Quoth CS Chat

[23:37:21] <Dilorenzo> And YES, that hair makes a difference with a shit

That is all.

[KiaKat]

Pedersen's assessment of my cats:

Quoth pedersen

I wouldn't be surprised to find out they keep notes hidden in the house with entries like:

June 13, 2012, 17:54:23. Let loose after 2 minutes, 43 seconds of silence, with a "MAUW" tinged with hints of curiosity and "WTF". Human failed to notice. This correlates with May 15, 2011, 09:32:55, when human also failed to notice "WTF" overtones. Am becoming concerned that WTF overtones have lost effectiveness. Must conduct further testing to determine if this is true. Might have to resort to pitiable cries next.

[Pedersen]

So, I signed into chat, and this is the very first line I see:

Quoth CS Chat

[22:53:59] <kara> Lupo quote #4: Your EXPLODING BALLS?

It's going to be one of those nights, I see.

[fireheart]

<fireheart> wait...does that mean that if Lupo's being formed into a dessert....that she already has fried apples on her chest?
<Lupo> ...
<Lupo> no
<Lupo> I already had a kitten sneeze into my cleavage today, thank you very much...let's not add fruits....
<cookie> lol
<pedersen> nah, but she does have cherries.
<fireheart> lol, so you have a pervert kitty then?
<fireheart> Wolfie, what have you been teaching those kittens of yours? :P

So uh yeah, context? What's that?

[Cookie]

<Lupo> I just screamed at him "OH GODS, DON'T BEND OVER!!!"

Gonna leave this here. Luv ya, Lupo.

[RayvenQ]

And the first thing i see in chat today...Suprisingly not a Lupo

<Dasota> Titty
<Dasota> Sprinkles