OK, editing from above, I CAN actually let the kids have the sticks wee on the instructor.
And a few from placement:
-Do not replace words in the morning verse with inappropriate ones. (or the meditation)
-Do not invert the words in the morning verse or meditation (i.e. "I look into the sun" becomes "I look out of the moon")
-As much as I would like to, I am not allowed to cut the hood part off of the childrens jumpers. (we have several male children who think it's hilarious to pull their hoods on despite repeated warnings that it is extremely rude)
-Do not make a tower out of the beeswax crayons in the library.
-Do not sort the beeswax crayons by colour.
-Do not mess around with the very pretty rainbow spiral
puzzle on the desk in the library. (the picture provided is pretty damn close except that ours does not have the wooden "edge" on it)
-As tempting as it may be, I am not allowed to light the candles on the table.
-Do not light the candles in the back of the classroom.
-The coloured pencils are for the CHILDREN. (which is why I am buying a set for myself)
-So are the fountain pens. (yes the children use fountain pens, albeit ones that are designed for them and DON'T LEAK)
-When they are doing recorder lessons, I am not to whistle the tune. (I can sing along if I wish)
-Recorder size does not correspond to penis size.
-Nor does the choice of instrument.