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Old 06-23-2012, 05:12 PM
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There's a woman with a very similar name to mine across town. I have variations of this conversation several times a week:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Mrs. Bellsdown?
Me: Are you calling for Many or Maria?
Caller: Uhhhh (desperately tries to guess which is correct) ... Maria?
Me: Sorry, wrong number.

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Old 07-12-2012, 07:50 PM
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My wifes former co-workers name was Richard Burns and he chose to go by the nickname Dick.
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Old 07-22-2012, 03:45 PM
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This is one from my cousin's FB page:

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Got a telemarketer call last night. They asked if I was busy, so I said, "WE'RE GONNA BLOW UP THE OCEAN!" laughed manaically, and hung up.
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Old 07-29-2012, 07:34 AM
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Mr. Butt is a teacher.....oh God, I feel sorry for the poor guy already!
At my grammar school, we had a teacher called Mr Baumohl.

Anyone care to guess what his nickname was?
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