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Old 07-18-2012, 03:33 AM
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Default Shocking police blotter item!
I read that a midget recently got pickpocketed in our fair city!

That's unbelievable? How could anybody stoop so low?
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Old 07-25-2012, 03:02 AM
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It wasn't too bad - the thief only got small change.

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Old 07-25-2012, 07:43 PM
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The thief aspired to hit bigger targets, but evidently he came up short.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:01 PM
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The poor guy. He went shopping, and didn't realize his wallet was gone until he came up short.

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Old 07-26-2012, 04:59 PM
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At the local surplus place, I saw a carton labeled "compact bender" - would that be a drunken dwarf?

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Old 07-26-2012, 10:08 PM
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Fortunately, victimized midgets are only a small percentage of the total crime
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:29 PM
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They caught the guy that did it. He was a dwarf palm reader, but he escaped. The headlines read: Small Medium at Large.
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