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Old 11-12-2019, 05:06 AM
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Quoth AkaiKitsune View Post
B... a previous Christmas Champaign ...
Wait, you previously celebrated the winter solstice in a good sized city in Illinois?
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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Old 11-12-2019, 07:02 PM
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Dressing up in scrubs does not count as a Halloween costume
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Old 11-25-2019, 02:22 PM
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I'm not allowed to visit a bank branch with a face shield on.
This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Old 02-11-2020, 05:07 PM
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Safety slogans recited at shift change meetings must no longer make reference to death, dismemberment, disfiguration, or flatulence.

Sure, ruin my fun.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

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Old 04-25-2020, 07:12 AM
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I am not allowed to do “arts and crafts” with the box the new flyers come in. I am especially not allowed to make a spongebob design on said box and wear it around the store. It’s a very long kinda rectangular box.

I am not allowed to do above with a “shocked spongebob” or a “crying spongebob” and then wear it in front of the crab tanks. Nor am I to get my coworkers to take a picture of me doing so while pointing at the crabs and titling it with any reference to Mr. Crabs or his future dismemberment. Or to “swallowing him whole”.

I am not allowed to make a Patrick box and rope a coworker into doing any of the above with me.

I am not allowed to wear big googly eyes on my glasses covering my real eyes. No matter how entertaining everyone finds it.
Don’t worry about what I’m up to. Worry about why you are worried about what I’m up to.
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