3 nuns and a flasher
There were 3 nuns who one day decided to go for a walk. As they passed a clump of bushes, a man jumped out and flashed them. The first nun had a stroke, and so did the second, but...
... the third didn't touch him.
You just made the top of my list of things I want to kill violently. - Vega to Rufus, or me to an SC.