Just call me Jimmy two Times
Why do people think asking you the same thing changes the answer?
Bunch of quickies from everyones favorite brewery store....
Me = Starting to think that the stunned face I wear with disbelief at customers requests and stupidity is actually going to stick like my mother warned me about.
SC - Most of my patrons
SC - I'll have 2 six packs and a bag of ice please.
Me - Sorry im sold out of Ice at the moment
- Side note, you walk past the 8 foot by 4 foot Ice cooler on the way in, it's delivered like most stores in ohhhh I dont know? all of north america.
SC - You don't have ANY Ice?
Me - Thats what I said........ 15.90 please
SC - You dont have any in the back ? Like in the brewery?
Me - ( actually let out a laugh ) Ummm nope we dont make ice, its a brewery.
Me - Sorry we don't take credit cards here
SC - you don't take credit cards?
ya I was just kidding..............not
Insert the same conversation for Cash Back from debit, 100$ bills.
My Store is attached to a brewery. We sell what we make and that is all. Why do these people think we would sell competitors product?
Me - What can I get for you today?
SC - Can I get a case 24 ***** Light
Me - Sorry this is **********Brewery, we don't sell that here as it is made by another company.
SC - Are you sure you dont have *****Light?
Me - yaaa im purrrdy sure
SC - You dont have any at all?
Me - I finally realize this moron is looking at a case of empty bottles , down the return line that is the brand he wants. We take back bottles from other companies and refund the deposit since Beer in Canada is in standardized glass.
Me - No THOSE ARE EMPTY