Stupid emo kids!

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I went into Target the other day to look at their bedding stuff cause I just bought a new bed. This is the Target that I used to work at, so I know most of the staff there. The bedding department looked really trashed, and I soon realised why. This group of teenagers, with their stupid looking emo outfits, were throwing stuff at each other and pulling towels and things off the shelves and onto the floor.

Even though I don't work there, I was getting really pissed off. I don't wana have to sift through their mess to get to the stuff I want to buy. I mean, do they REALLY have to be in a store to have fun, can't they go to a park or the zoo where they freakin belong?

I gave them my evil look (which is usually very effective) and they reacted by throwing a pillow at ME!

ME = "What the fuck? What is wrong with you people?"

Stupid Emo Kid = "I like your hair..."

ME = "Well if you like it so much, don't throw shit at me....or i'll call security"

S.E.K = "You don't work here"

ME = "Oh but I used to, I have my sources..."

S.E.K = "Oh wow, her hair has purple through it, it's kool, I like it"

Me *sigh*

I carried on with my shopping and suddenly hear this loud SMASH!

The kids are running off real fast, and I see what has happened.

There are lamps lying smashed all over the tiled floor, and a pillow lay next to them. They'd obviously thrown it at the shelf and the lamps had fallen and smashed. I couldn't see any staff, so I went and called someone to fix it.

Stupid kids!