...when you walk into an eyeglass place.
This guy stumbles in this afternoon (drunk or high?) and comes up to my counter.
DG= Drunk guy
Me= Hi, welcome to ****, how may I help you?
DG= Yeah, I need this appraised. (and proceeds to toss a ring on my counter)
Me= (making sure I heard right) Excuse me?
DG= Yeah, I said I want this appraised.
Now keep in my that this store is wall to wall eyeglasses.
Me= Does this look like a jewelry store to you?
DG= Oh.....well, where's there a jewelry store?
Me= I don't know. Keep walking up and down the block 'till you find one.
DG then stumbles back out. My coworkers were all on the floor cracking up. I mean seriously, WTF! It's Labor Day, I'm working, and I was just not having it today.