Anyone got any good ones? Seeing as the nightmare that is Christmas will be soon, guess we could all do with a laugh. XD Here's one of mine:
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her 8 children are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!"
The blind man replies, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus right now, so shut up."
You just made the top of my list of things I want to kill violently. - Vega to Rufus, or me to an SC.