..... while he was on a date no less!!!!!
So I am having a crazy day at work today but working with my ex to get my name off of our cable bill as he wants to make some changes. This is becoming a huge pain in the butt with me playing phone tag with the customer service agent who keeps giving me the wrong number to fax my written permission. So my ex who is taking a leisurely vacation day calls to see what's going on and I call him back to leave him a message asking him to get the right fax number as I am way too busy at work to keep faxing to the wrong number.
In between patients I check my voicemail and there is a 10 minute message from him on a date!!! And the best part is that he's telling her about the cable situation and then he starts IMITATING ME.
Him : "lizard queen was like blah blah blah can't get the right number...." and he's doing this totally ridiculous voice that makes me sound like a moron!!!!!
Because I know he's physically incapable of being separated from his BlackBerry I immediately start texting him and telling him what a douche bag he is. I also tell him that this is the most boring date I've ever had the misfortune to even be around.
Seriously? I'm trying to help you out and this is what I get???
Douche.
So I am having a crazy day at work today but working with my ex to get my name off of our cable bill as he wants to make some changes. This is becoming a huge pain in the butt with me playing phone tag with the customer service agent who keeps giving me the wrong number to fax my written permission. So my ex who is taking a leisurely vacation day calls to see what's going on and I call him back to leave him a message asking him to get the right fax number as I am way too busy at work to keep faxing to the wrong number.
In between patients I check my voicemail and there is a 10 minute message from him on a date!!! And the best part is that he's telling her about the cable situation and then he starts IMITATING ME.
Him : "lizard queen was like blah blah blah can't get the right number...." and he's doing this totally ridiculous voice that makes me sound like a moron!!!!!
Because I know he's physically incapable of being separated from his BlackBerry I immediately start texting him and telling him what a douche bag he is. I also tell him that this is the most boring date I've ever had the misfortune to even be around.
Seriously? I'm trying to help you out and this is what I get???
Douche.
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