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  • he wants nurses

    Mostly the suck is his repeating himself and wanting to give me the long story.

    Me: This is blah blah blah....
    SC: Hello, I was talking to the American Nursing Institute and I have a 550 Dell laptop with java script and pop-up blockers (well, actaully, I can't remember what bells and whistles his laptop had, but it was kind of nonsense like I mentioned) and I was trying to find a way to date a nurse, and can you tell me what site to go to?
    Me: Ok, go to www.yahoo.com and select "personals." You can specify you want to date a nurse.
    Sc: See, I have this laptop (again the details) and I was trying to date a nurse. I was...(ok, this point, I tuned him out because he was going on about his personal life. After a min. I stopped him)
    Me: Ok, go to www.yahoo.com and select personals. You can find a nurse to date.
    SC: *starts to repeat himself*
    Me: sir, I have to go to another call.
    SC: *continues about why he wants a nurse*
    Me: sir, sir, I have to go. I already told you what site to go to date a nurse.
    SC: uh, ok, bye.
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    Im sorry but Im already married....

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    • #3
      Quoth Amina516 View Post
      Im sorry but Im already married....
      So am I.
      Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.---Bullet Tooth Tony

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      • #4
        I don't think he wants a nurse. I think he want a... naughty nurse. And let's face it, if you did actual nursing, I don't think you would want to go home and be a naughty nurse for some guy. It's too much like bringing work home with you.
        Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.

        PossJB

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        • #5
          Quoth PossJB View Post
          I don't think he wants a nurse. I think he want a... naughty nurse. And let's face it, if you did actual nursing, I don't think you would want to go home and be a naughty nurse for some guy. It's too much like bringing work home with you.
          Too much info!!!
          Although then again, maybe he could be wanting a legitimate nurse...my auntie's a nurse and usually we can ask her about anything medical-related, provided that it's not related to sexual or mental health. Basically for that guy, it could be nurse=free medical advice, saving heaps on whether or not to go see a doctor

          Having said that though....I'm single, but wouldn't wanna date him! (I look ugly in a nurses outfit)
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

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          • #6
            Quoth PossJB View Post
            I don't think he wants a nurse. I think he want a... naughty nurse. And let's face it, if you did actual nursing, I don't think you would want to go home and be a naughty nurse for some guy. It's too much like bringing work home with you.

            What's wrong with being a "naughty nurse" for some girl?
            Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.---Bullet Tooth Tony

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            • #7
              Quoth Mr Yuck View Post
              What's wrong with being a "naughty nurse" for some girl?
              If you are a "Mr" I dont think you'd look quite right in the fishnets, thigh high - high heel boots and tight, white, leather minidress with the red cross on the shoulder....

              Just saying...

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              • #8
                Quoth Amina516 View Post
                If you are a "Mr" I dont think you'd look quite right in the fishnets, thigh high - high heel boots and tight, white, leather minidress with the red cross on the shoulder....

                Just saying...
                Depends. I've seen some who could pull it off.

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                • #9
                  give him the phone number for the nursing student in my public speaking class... he seems a bit like the type who might be interested, might not be the SC's first choice though...
                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Amina516 View Post
                    If you are a "Mr"
                    I am "undecided" but I'd be plenty happy to slip into a PVC nurse's outfit and try it out on the guy... Just to watch his rise and fall of interest.
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #11
                      Nurses ... my favorite.
                      "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        If you are a "Mr" I dont think you'd look quite right in the fishnets, thigh high - high heel boots and tight, white, leather minidress with the red cross on the shoulder....

                        Just saying...

                        Yes I am a "MR", otherwise I would call myself Mrs. Yuck.
                        No fishnets and boots for me.
                        Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.---Bullet Tooth Tony

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Mr Yuck View Post
                          No fishnets and boots for me.
                          Awwwwwww.



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                          • #14
                            Hm.....this thread is giving me ideas for stuff I can do for the Mr.
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