Yes, I know it's 9/11.
Yes I know that the flags ought to be at half-mast
Yes I understand that there is a large number of military personnel here who are offended that we don't have the flags at half-mast.
What these colossal [smurf]ing douchebags do not seem to understand that the flagpoles have the rope for raising and lowering the flags locked inside the poles themselves. Without the key to get to the rope, the only way I'm going to get the flag down is with a shotgun and I'm sure that would offend your whiny Lt Colonel ass even more than having the flags at full mast.
And no, there is no way to get the key since the person who has the key on their keychain is not at work today.
No I can't run to his house and get it.
Because he is not home.
No I can't call him to run it to us.
Because he is on a ship in the middle of the Caribbean.
No I cannot call a locksmith to jimmy the locks without his approval.
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Yes I know that the flags ought to be at half-mast
Yes I understand that there is a large number of military personnel here who are offended that we don't have the flags at half-mast.
What these colossal [smurf]ing douchebags do not seem to understand that the flagpoles have the rope for raising and lowering the flags locked inside the poles themselves. Without the key to get to the rope, the only way I'm going to get the flag down is with a shotgun and I'm sure that would offend your whiny Lt Colonel ass even more than having the flags at full mast.
And no, there is no way to get the key since the person who has the key on their keychain is not at work today.
No I can't run to his house and get it.
Because he is not home.
No I can't call him to run it to us.
Because he is on a ship in the middle of the Caribbean.
No I cannot call a locksmith to jimmy the locks without his approval.
M
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