Last night, I was called in, because blowhard D left us some hours to fill. So, it was later in the evening and I was getting the trash from the front trash can, and this horrendously terribly obese man comes up. He's eating a doughnut. Thats not gross, but what he did next, was gross. He said" Hey, do you want one more thing?" I said sure, and opened the bag. Then when he was in my face, he let out this nasty belch, that had bits of doughnut in it, and it left a film on my face.
The damn belch plastered my face with doughnut film.
The damn belch plastered my face with doughnut film.
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