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  • Doing my DDP Yoga tonight...

    DDP: "Let's get into those one-legged positions".
    Me: "That's what she said!"
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    • Is it just me or is it immensely satisfying watching two people get thoroughly ripped apart by the Sharks on Shark Tank because their claims were so damn vague and questionable?

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      • So last night my housemate went past me on the stairs with what looked decidedly like a Tupperware box full of blood.Should I be worried??
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        • Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
          ... looked decidedly like a Tupperware box full of blood.Should I be worried??
          Was it yours?
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          • Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
            So last night my housemate went past me on the stairs with what looked decidedly like a Tupperware box full of blood.Should I be worried??
            Could be tomato soup, or tomato sauce.

            Alternatively they're a vampire who's being civilised and going to the store rather than going hunting.
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            • Apparently its a 'lady's thing'. That.. raises even more questions. Hang on I'll check...All veins here..nope not mine..do I have to check everything in this house??
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              • Last night I watched a Spanish-Language show called "El Rico y Lazaro" (The Rich and Lazarus). It's in Spanish.

                I know more Spanish than my wife does, and I'd catch sentences here and there, but it was oddly compelling. Even not even understanding most of the Spanish.

                It's a Spanish-Language show, based upon a Brazilian show (O Rico e Lazaro), based upon a Biblical Parable:

                https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...31&version=NIV

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_man_and_Lazarus
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                • Today is a good day. For the first time in 3 years I can fit into one of my favourite skirts!

                  Not through any deliberate weight-loss plan, more of a change from medication which had a side effect of making me incredibly hungry all the tie, so I can only manage smaller portions now with very rare snacking, plus being a little bit more careful about what I eat.
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                  Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger

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                  • The news is horrible, and I have a definite fear of drowning. Just, fyi. Maybe other news is worse, but I can't get this one out of my head. Lovely.
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                    • Saw a sock on a parking meter today...so is that how they're made?
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                      • Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                        Saw a sock on a parking meter today...so is that how they're made?
                        Parking meters in my city all have signs on them reading "IT IS ILLEGAL TO PARK AT A MALFUNCTIONING METER."

                        I have such an urge to go around writing "SO FIX THE DAMN THINGS!!" on those signs.

                        Can't afford the fine it would likely lead to, though.
                        Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                        ~ Mr Hero

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                        • Just sitting here on the patio, scratching my new mosquito bites while my toddler performs the important function of hitting trees with sticks.
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                          • I remember my toddler-of-the-moment manfully slaying the tall weeds with the Mighty Slap!

                            ... until he discovered Stingy Nettle! ...
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                            • My 3-month-old granddaughter finally has a name... but they still haven't decided how to spell it! My preference is Maia Raynie...
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                              • Raking up 2-3 years of leaf litter left to mold by the previous residents, and a fucking scorpion scuttles out.😱

                                This is the American southeast. I did NOT expect that. But apparently there are multiple species native to this state...

                                No more bare feet outside, ever.
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